EXCEL humor

Open a gigantic spreadsheet,
Turn office chair into a love-seat,
Pivot table incomplete, Regression line is a crooked street
Trend-line looks bittersweet, makes me want alcohol neat

Is the formula correct?
Or some row or column did I neglect?
Why won’t the data consolidate?
Dear MS Suite, am I wrecked?

I freak out, every time I log out & wave
It asks me if I want to save,
‘Made any changes?’ asks my brainwave,
After ten minutes of thinking, my memory forgave,

And, in this last stanza I swear,
Sending my ambitions to child-care,
I will dive back into the hundred square,
And faithfully return to my EXCEL affair