EXCEL humor


Open a gigantic spreadsheet,
Turn office chair into a love-seat,
Pivot table incomplete, Regression line is a crooked street
Trend-line looks bittersweet, makes me want alcohol neat

Is the formula correct?
Or some row or column did I neglect?
Why won’t the data consolidate?
Dear MS Suite, am I wrecked?

I freak out, every time I log out & wave
It asks me if I want to save,
‘Made any changes?’ asks my brainwave,
After ten minutes of thinking, my memory forgave,

And, in this last stanza I swear,
Sending my ambitions to child-care,
I will dive back into the hundred square,
And faithfully return to my EXCEL affair




You heading out tonight?


If you are going out this evening, why not look for a choice?
One that tickles your heart’s murmur, to come out as a voice

If you must have a drink, let it be of salty humor,
Such that your nerves would crave, with her a little rumor

Hide a small under-cover effort, to find a bent mind,
Not crazy like you, but the crazier kind

If you must stay up all night, out and about,
With you should be another lucky heart, to break-free and break-out

 Let the dawn bring, a risky adventure, sprinkled with rapture,
By morning don’t blame her smile, b’coz your heart’s gone to a secret capture!


                                                                                                                          --Urvi 

Kivaadien bandh hi rahe


Dar hain kahi milne na bula lo aaj tum,
Hasraton ki dor jo uljhee padi hain, unhje hum suljhane lage, 
Aur pata pade dil laga baithe hain hum,
Isi liye, door rahoon tumse, kahin chot na lage humein....

Mere choone se hi khatm na ho jaaye, kahin yeh silsila,
Mere khayal hi tod denge, tumhare nazdeekiyon se sapne
Ab lagta hain khud se hi dar,
Door rahoon tumse.. kahin chot na lage humein…





sapnon ko bada rahne do

Choti si ho chali hain duniya,
Chote ho gaye hain sab ke ghar
Lakshya bhi door se hain dikhta chota,
Bas mere sapnon ko bada rahne do

Thak jaate hain dil zaroor,
Par fark thakne aur haarne mein rakhun
Chahe kaafilein kuch der rok do,
Par sapnon ko bada rehne do

Manzilein ittefakan nahin khilti,
Pasine se seenchi jaati hain
Iraadon mein rakhun unchaeeyan,
Aur sapnon ko bada rehne dun

Jab koi naa tha mere saath
Chupke se aayee maat,
Hoslon mein aandhi akele jalayee
Aur sapnon ko bada rehne diya

Jab safalta ke padav ayenge,
Aabhaar se muskuraenge
Jinhone himmat di thi, saath unhe kar lenge,
Sapnon ko AUR bada kar lenge

Badmaash...

Bematlab hi kareeb aate ho..
Bewajeh hi angoothi ko chu lete ho..
Chupke se kaanon me Kuch keh gaye...
Aur meri aankein phir sharmayee..

Aaj yuhi to nahi....wohi taraana gungunaaya hoga,
Gaate hue meri taraf.. yuhi to Nahee Nazar padi..
Aur humne muskurahat chupayee...

Meri joothi naarazgi par... Tumhari shararat
Jaan booj kar.. Door jaate tumhare kadmon ki aahat..
Aur humne nazrein.. Badi mushkil se churayee..


Mera sahas hain tumse...

Phir in udaasi ke palon mein bhi,
Tumhari sharatein muskurati hain..
Mere aasuon ko ched deti hain..
Aur toot-ti hui himat gudgudaati hain..

Jahan bhar k shor k beech,
Tumhari khamoshi mere saath hain,
Akele hun par,
Dahine haath mein tumhara baaya haath hain

Aur in udaasi k pal mein bhi..
Tum paas ho mere, Hamesha...
Kuch din hi jaana tha tumhe..
Ek tukda tumhara ab zehen mein mere... Hamesha..

kyun . . .




kaha sun bhi liya aur maan bhi liya.. 
chote se bahane se vaada mod bhi diya
keh bhi diya aur kahaani rahi ansuni .. 
choo kar hi pooch lete, phool se, 
aaj rang kyun ud gaya... 




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